If you are on this website, you should know who I am.  If you don’t… whut the heck are you doing here?

Ok, so I think the simplest way to do this is a F.A.Q.s sort of way, so that’s how I’m going to do it.  If you don’t like it, tough it’s my website.  q=

What is your name?

Depends on who you ask.  My birth name is David Lee.  Some of my friends who have known me for years call me different things for different reasons.  When I was on AOL many a year ago, before the Internet was the Internet and AOL was a glorified BBS that charged per hour, I acquired the name Lord Kruzel, which was eventually shortened to Kruz by albeit lazy people.  ^_^  Probably the same people who came up with “LOL.”

Why are your smiley faces upside down?

Whut do you mean?! (:  They’re right side up… see (: <3  Let’s see you do that with one of these smiley’s  :)   I’ve been doing smiley faces that way since I was 11 or 12, so it’s been a habit.  I sometimes like to say I have dyslexia because I tend to invert things a lot of times.  When I first did a smiley face, I did the same thing and it stuck with me, along with ‘whut’ and other little traits that give away who I am when I’m typing.

Where do you live?

If you know me, you know the answer to that.  If you don’t know me… there’s no need to know.  I don’t need any stalkers, thank you.

Do you like Zombies or Post Apocalyptic Genres ?

Are you kidding me?!  I fracking love Zombies!  I’m a sucker for a good zombie film.  Romero, and if I have to say his first name, I will literally slap you, is awesome.  I loved Zombieland, and there are a ton of B rated zombie films that were great.  The greatest Post Apocalyptic book I’ve read is I am Legend, and I read it before I knew there was a movie coming out.  The movie was “ok” by itself, but if we’re comparing it to the book, they are 2 completely different stories.

I’m tired of asking questions, tell me something about yourself.

I hate doing that, but if I must… I’m a kid at heart.  I love gaming and everything that goes with it.  DDR is my favourite game.  I’ve owned almost every game console created.  I like the OpenSource community and use the GNU/Linux OS distribution known as Debian on my laptop.  It would be on my desktop too, but I re-installed Windows so that I could be ready for Diablo 3 and Starcraft 2.  >.<  I’m such a fanboy.

—Kruz